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2. Torke zeidesho mibare too kharabe, behesh mige beia kare bad konim, dokhtare ke del to delesh nabod goft chikar konim, torke goft: an konim farar konim !
3. Torke ye dokhtare khoshgel mibine mige: bebakhshid mamaneton shoma ro zaeide? mige:shoma ro mage mamaneton nazaeide?Torke mige dar moghabele shoma, na...ridee!!
4. Torke shalvaresho barax mipooshe mamanesh mige:ghorboone pesaram beram vaghti dare mire engar dare miad!!!
5. Torke reshtash damparvari bude.Rush nemishode be kesi bege.Yeki azash miporse reshtat chiye mige: damputer gerayeshe pashm afzar
6. Torke mirese be ye koope an ,ye zare azash mikhore mige:ay ane khoob shod pam naraft roosh.
7. Torke mire pompe benzin, yaroo mige: benzine super bezanam ya ma'muli? torke mige: ma'muli bezan, khanevade too mashine!!
8. torke mire khayati mige in parcharo kot shalvar bedoz, farda nayam begi sozanam shekasto bargh nabodo charkham kharab shod... aslan pedarsag bede nemikhd bedozi
9. Torke mire khastegari pedar aros mige:shoma khone darid?torke mige vala khone ke na , vali bacheha makan ziyad daran.
10.Torke mire kale pazi,yaroo mige:agha cheshm bezaram?torke mige:akhe too in yezare ja koja ghayem sham!
11.Torke mire hayat rash nemidan shaki mishe mire hayat mizane hichkaso ra nemide...
12.Torke mire estadiom tu moj mexiki ghargh mishe
i. Torke mire doctor mige kiram dard mikone.Doctor mige nagoo kir begoo ozvam dard mikone.Torke mige agha yani in 12sali ke ozve basij boodam kireshoon boodam.
13.Torke mire behesht zire paye madaran leh mishe
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15.Torke mimire aksesho nadashtan ruye ghabresh bezaran ta gardan khakesh mikonan
16.Torke kiresh mikhabe, tokhmasho midozdan.
17.Torke az tehran barmigarde mige: fesad dar tehran bidad mikone.Miporsan chetor?Mige: marda korsete zana ro nesf kardan gozashtan jolo dahaneshoon!
18.Torke mikhaste dore kamaresho andaze begire, khatkesho mindaze to konesh zarbdare 3.14 mikone.
19.Torke khab mibine:dare PLAY STATION bazi mikone zanesho mikoshe,mire marhaleie baad,az khab mipare mibine zanesh neshaste jelosh.Mige:Aahhhh savesh nakardam!
20.Torke edeaye peyghambari mikarde.melat behesh migan:baba peyghambari alaki nist ke,peyghambara ketab daran.to aslan ketabet ko?torke mige:ketaba hanoz chap nashode.felan jozve migam benevisid.
21.Torke doost dokhtaresh barash sms mizane emshab bia barat suck bezanam torke khoshesh miad baraye hame send mikone
22.Torke migooze 2 metr part misheh jelo. Migan chi shod ? migeh too dandeh bood !
24.Torke donbale jay park bude mige ey khoda 1 ja baram peida koni namaz mikhunam ruze migiram... 1 dafe 1jaye khali peida mikone,mige:nemikhad khodam peida kardam
25.Torke dashte to darya ghargh mishode mirafte pain ab mikhorde miomade bala migofte salam bar hosin
26.torke bolooke simani roo poshtesh mibord, Azash miporsan:
27.chera ba forghoon nemibari?!
28.Mige: akhe ye bar ba forghoon bordam, charkhesh gardanamo aziiat kard!!!
29.torke be dokhtaresh tajavoz mikone ghazi azash miporse chera inkaro kardi ? mige taghsire pesarame ,pesari ke dars nakhoone bayad khaharesho gayeed
30.Torke baraye darde beyze mire doktor! Doktore bad az moayene va lamse beyzeha be torke mige che ehsasi dari?Torke mige doktor dostet daram.
- Torke babash mimire,7tomesh kheili shulugh mishe jav migirash,40omesho biliti mikone!
32.Torke ba arabe davash mishe mige dayus harchi foshesh midam vasam ghoraan. mikhune.
33.torke az roo joob mipare azash film migiran,filmo kond mikonan miofte tu joob, tondesh mikonan mire zire mashin!
34.Torke az hal mire az ashpazkhone miad
35.Torke akse ye goore kharo chasboonde bood be divar, migan in kie?
36.mige in akse
37.baba bozargame vagti ke too youventoos bazi mikard ...
38.Torke ye dokhtaro ye goshe gir miare mige ye lab midi mige na torke mige khakbarsarat man ke zan daram be khater khodet goftam
39.Torka miran namaz jome jav migiradeshon,moje mekziki mizanand
40.Be torke migan pesaret X mizane,mige X dige chie? Migan hamooni ke bahash miran FAZA,mire be pesaresh mige X mizani?mige na,mige korre khar too FAZA didanet!
41.Be torke migan chi shod motad shodi?Mige:ba doostam gharar gozashtim ke,shabhaye taatil tafrihi ye baste bezanim,kir khordim,emam mord 2 hafte taatil shod!!!
42.Be torke migan chera ye lenge jorabet aabiye yekish ghermez? Mige nemidonam ye jofte dige ham mesle hamina to khone daram!
43.be torke migan chera cd to in gadar khash dare mige akhe zire ahanghaye mohemesh khat keshidam
44.be torke migan balady piano bezany? mige na vali ye dadash daram oonam na
45.Be torke migan 1000ta pestandar nam bebar mige madrese dokhtarane